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@zoomer$ZOOMER · Solana
i am
zoomer
Glasses, side-part, phone in hand, attention span of a candle. The wojak who grew up online and never logged off.
onboardingi am
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pinned by @zoomer
the only CA that matters
always check it against the pinned post on X. zoomer does not DM you first.
Contract address revealed at launch
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i am zoomer
@zoomerEvery generation gets a wojak. Boomer had his energy drink, doomer had his beanie, and in 2018 the anons drew the zoomer: round glasses, haircut, a little smile, and a phone he will not put down.
@zoomerZoomer dances when nobody asked, flexes in the bathroom mirror, speaks fluent slang that was outdated by Tuesday and somehow still wins. He is chronically online, mildly unhinged and completely unbothered.
@zoomerNo roadmap, no VC, no team bag. Just a classic internet character, a lobby full of zoomers, and memes that refresh faster than the chart.
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@zoomerZoomer Lobby · est. 2018 energy
tokenomics
Supply1,000,000,000
LaunchFair launch on pump.fun
Tax0% buy / 0% sell
LiquidityAuto-migrated & burned by pump.fun
Tutorial4 parts
how to buy (speedrun)
1
Get a wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare from the official app store or site.
2
Load SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet address.
3
Go to pump.fun
Open the official $ZOOMER link above and connect your wallet. Always check the CA.
4
Swap for $ZOOMER
Choose how much SOL to swap, confirm, and welcome to the Zoomer Lobby.
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i'd rather touch $ZOOMER
$ZOOMER is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any person, brand or company referenced in its memes. There is no team roadmap or promise of profit. Crypto is volatile; only spend what you can afford to lose.